The Celestial Realm of Enlightened Worlds is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Super Anime Smiley Face with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 16.561 billion Enlightened Worldsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suspicious-looking Cardboard Box. The average income tax rate is 4.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Enlightened Worldsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,515 trillion munnies a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 212,299 munnies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Blood stains the floors of the execution room and the hands of the state, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, and press conferences always end with standing ovations and rapturous applause. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Enlightened Worlds's national animal is the Pikachu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Enlightened Worlds is ranked 146,537^th in the world and 6,045^th in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 60.17 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.